Random Rainy Day Ramblings.

Not that it is a rainy day, or anything (it is actually quite nice out) but I figured it would be even more random if I rambled about something that wasn't. savvy?

Okay! Well, it's been such a slow, drizzly day (it hasn't, keep that it mind-- THIS IS FICTION! thank you), that I decided to have a nice cup of Earl Grey Tea. Hot, of course. unfortunately, I spilled it all over myself. when it was still Hot. ow. SO I had to get a change of clothes, at which point I realized that I had to do Laundry. Yay. But, when I got downstairs, the laundry machine hadn't drained all the way, because the sink it drains into had gotten clogged, which meant that I had to stick my arm up to the elbow in cold, filthy water. Yay. Once I got that done, I drained the laundry again. I forgot to mention that I did change my clothes. yes, I'm not doing this in my soaking hot watery ones. yuck. well, I'm not doing this at all, now am I? Next thing on the agenda was to DO something. So I read To Kill a Mockingbird (I did actually do this.) which was a good idea, as it is a very good book. you ought to read it (or reread it. whichever the case may be).

enough of this silliness. Leave me! Many Happy Returns.

Favorite Things!

I realize that the title to this post makes you think of Sound of Music. that is exactly what I intended to make you think of. not that this post has anything to do with Sound of Music. I just wanted to manipulate your brain, for it is quite fun. One more thing, before we get to the actual post. it might be about Sound of Music. you never know with me. what I said earlier was true, for I do not know if this post will have much to do with sound of music or not. So! sit back, enjoy, and don't get Mountain Dew up your nose. thank you.

okay, not that we've got that over with, I can tell you what I had intended to tell you-if I can remember it, that is...

Oh yes! I just wanted to find out two things.
1. if people visit this blog anymore, and
2. what you prefer from a given list.
so, to find these two things out, I am asking you, my faithful (or not so faithful) readers to pick you favorite thing from the list below. thank you! have fun!

1. Goblins
2. Pianos
3. Shoes
4. Jocular Ferengi
5. Frocks
6. Riddles
7. Hooks
8. Two-Headed (and three-armed!) Presidents
9. Rocks
10. Malformed Dentist tools

Posties [poast-eez]

I will now educate all of you, my adoring public, on the subject of Posties.

1. Posties (singular, Posty [poast-ee]) are, in appearance, merely purple monkeys. But, as everyone knows, Appearances are not everything. Posties do not have strange and silly tendencies to scratch their armpits, as some monkeys do. Posties would never use a keyboard, preffering to dictate to their best friends, the Molks. Posties are always polite, and congenial.

2. Posties are native to the land of Cha'are (the only land in the world to have a hot pink flag!). Posties, in coordination with their appearance, generally live in trees, but it is not unusual to find some in other places. Posties quite often have loud and noisy parties that wake people up. because of this, many people have prejudices against Posties, but the Posties really don't mean anything by it! they were just having fun!