Die, Evil Poisoned Gorgonzola!!!

*recovers self*

There is your canoe. Go and fetch me some Fried Chicken.

Hello, all. I'm here to give you a dose of randomness. So go boil an egg, for you may want it soon!

Or maybe you ought to make a pie?

Whatever you do, stay away from Joseph Conrad's Heart of Darkness. it might eat your foot.

Now, if you want to have a long and happy laundry cycle, you really ought to not drink all the apple cider.

Oh, My program's on! Kisses!